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Lauren Engaged

2009-06-13T12:18:00.002+10:00

So Lauren is apparently engaged to the guy she refused to have included in the filming of the 'reality' show 'The Hills'.

I guess this means now that she has quit the show she can try and have a normal life. Maybe until she realises it's not as easy having a main role on a reality show with absolutely no talent. Then she might go crawling back to MTV or try to get in movies etc.

Miley Single... for Now?

2009-06-13T12:08:00.003+10:00

So Miley broke up with her 21 year old model boyfriend this week and she is already hanging out more with her ex Nick Jonas from that disney band thing.

It was pretty obvious that Miley and her random model and wannabe singer boyfriend wouldn't last, the age gap was weird because he looked so much older than her. Nick and Miley should just stay together... they are both instruments used by disney to make millions!

Nawww

2009-06-13T12:01:00.003+10:00

Apparently these two are dating in real life... I didn't really see it happening until seeing this picture.

They actually look good together! In the Transformers movie I was like pffft like that would ever happen... but for some reason in this photo at least it looks more believable.

That was Fast!

2009-06-13T11:52:00.002+10:00

So apparently Paris and Doug are back together already!

The story is that Paris broke up with Doug, publicly hooked up with some guy within that day, decided dumping Doug was a mistake, begged for him to go out with her again and he said yes. Damn! They both sound so crazy they should stay together!

Tila is Insane

2009-06-13T11:45:00.004+10:00

Tila Tequila is well known for her blogging on myspace.

She always seems to write about every event and thought that she has. I haven't read them myself, but I have read parts of her blogs online. Recently she says that she has been compared to Michelle Obama and that she is one of the most powerful women on Earth... If she seriously thinks that then she is just downright CRAZY!

Paris Hilton and Boyfriend Split

2009-06-12T02:29:00.003+10:00

Paris Hilton has split from her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, PEOPLE has confirmed.

They had only been dating for 6 months. No reason for the break up has been given but Paris' rep has asked for some privacy. Doug was originally from the TV show 'The Hills' and has also dated Amanda Bynes. That previous relationship was apparently ended because of Doug trying to use Amanda's 'celebrity status' (I didn't know she had any)... I wonder if Paris felt the same way and decided to dump him. When they started dating she stated that the reason why she liked Doug is because he could keep up with his partying. They are apparently still friends.

Kendra Pregnant

2009-06-12T02:12:00.002+10:00

Kendra Wilkinson (made famous by 'The Girls Next Door' reality TV show) has confirmed she is pregnant.

She is apparently 12 weeks along and is expecting a baby to arrive on Christmas day. Her and her fiance Hank Baskett plan to eventually have 4 kids altogether. Kendra says that her former boyfriend and owner of Playboy magazine Hugh Hefner will be the Godfather of the baby.

Damn!

2009-06-10T15:39:00.001+10:00

Dakota Fanning is usually well known for her young girly type image and fashion choices.

I guess she is changing things up a little! Still... I think those shoes are a bit much for someone who is 15. I mean... Kristen Stewart (19) who is her co-star in a new movie didn't even bother with heels for a red carpet event! Is Dakota trying too hard or is that just the footwear every teen girl would select if they had the pocket money?

Kristen Stewart's New Hairstyle

2009-06-10T15:24:00.004+10:00

So Kristen Stewart is already filming a new movie called 'The Runaways' with Dakota Fanning, I'm not sure what it's about yet... but she is playing Joan Jett.

Bleh, that colour is not doing you good Kristen. Though it is for a movie role so I guess you can't really blame her. It has also been cut really short, it is only just able to form a small ponytail at the back of her head. I guess this means shooting for New Moon must be over? How ironic because she is looking VERY vampire-y now! And for all you style natzis out there: she is has been seen wearing the same pair of jeans nearly everyday lately, plus she is still wearing the same shoes from the MTV Movie Awards... way to flog your wardrobe!

Fergie's Weight Gain?

2009-06-10T02:22:00.003+10:00

Fergie apparently gained 13 pounds for the movie 'Nine' when she plays an Italian woman who loves her curves.

She apparently made everyone on set jealous because she was able to eat junk food whenever she desired. I didn't even notice any weight gain... I think it looks fine on her, she just needs to go back to blonde!

Adam Lambert Is GAY!

2009-06-10T02:19:00.002+10:00

Adam Lambert has official confirmed he is gay in an interview for the new issue of Rolling Stones magazine where he features on the cover.

He even says this should be no surprise to anyone. I would have to agree. That is all.

Kelly Clarkson Rumors

2009-06-10T02:13:00.003+10:00

So Kelly Clarkson wants everyone to know that she is straight and is not hiding any 'secret girlfriend.'

Apparently she thinks these rumors are hurting her chances of getting a new boyfriend. I never knew that gay rumors were an issue for her until she said this... I knew fat rumors were around though. She has said that she is completely happy with her figure though and she prefers to be curvy. I had no idea she was this size though, more to love?

Whine Whine Whine

2009-06-10T02:07:00.002+10:00

Hayden Panettiere can be added to the list of young ungrateful whiney actresses.

She claims that since she has become famous she can't walk her dogs around her neighbourhood in PJ's anymore because she will get criticized. Well der! Maybe she doesn't realise that normal people don't even wear that crap when they leave the house! What did she think was going to happen when she auditioned and agreed to be on tv and movies? Here is her whinge:

"I live in criticism every day. I used to walk my dogs in my PJ’s but now I have to make sure I look half decent or else I get trashed. Or like having cellulite on the back of your legs. ‘I’m sorry, I’m a woman! I don’t know what you want me to tell you. I’m sorry it’s not going to go away. I can’t do anything about it. I apologize if my legs offended you.”

Meh, please shut up... I was indifferent to you before... but now I don't like you Hayden; you just sound downright stupid to only realise you might have to look good to be a tv star NOW.

Britney Down Under

2009-06-10T02:03:00.002+10:00

Britney Spears has announced that she is going to tour Australia for the very first time!

I had no idea she hasn't before! Let's just hope she leaves Perez Hilton (her little circus announcer freak) behind, I think I speak for the Australian people when I say: "we don't want him here!"

Purple Fever

2009-06-10T01:55:00.003+10:00

I'm a sucker for the colour purple, and here is Megan Fox wearing my favourite colour during some Transformers thing.

At least her hairstylist is trying to redeem themselves with her extensions this time. No more mullet! I'm even forgetting about her skank tattoos and chronic case of 'Barbie Face' because the hair and dress look worlds better than her MTV Movie Awards outfit. I'm also happy that she seems to have a bit of meat on that arm (she normally seems like a stick insect). Overall: nice work stylists.

Too Short?

2009-06-10T01:51:00.002+10:00

So Whitney Port is one of those annoying whiney brats from the Hills... she's an aspiring fashion designer (at least her character on the show is) keep that in mind when viewing the following:

Um... yeah those shorts aren't doing you any good. Matter of fact, neither is that whole outfit or that weird 80-year-old-librarian-jogger look you are trying to pull off. Her friend is clearly looking away as she is trying to hold in her laughter.

Here We Go Again...

2009-06-10T01:33:00.002+10:00

Lindsay Lohan has been in Europe for some reason and spending heaps of time with her ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson.

Apparently they have gotten back together and Lindsay is excited to announce this news when she comes back to America. So does that mean she is going to go back to blonde now... Plus considering all the drama she had with the break-up including her e-Harmony parody video for Funny-or-Die I thought this entire thing was dead and buried. I guess not. That's just great (sarcasm). I was so sick of hearing about their relationship problems on every gossip website... I guess it's back to that then.

Now I'm Actually Kind of Disappointed...

2009-06-10T01:25:00.002+10:00

So turns out Heidi and Spencer were not tortured on that TV show.

Apparently the sources (including Spencer's sister!) were not correct! I guess it's just another publicity stunt.

Emma Watson Lets THIS Slip!

2009-06-10T01:15:00.003+10:00

So now Twilight fans can officially go crazy because Emma Watson from the Harry Potter movies has outed Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's more than friendly relationship in an interview!

Her exact quote was the following:

“Oh god! He's absolutely hot! He's driving me crazy...But we're just good friends and can be on the phone for hours, because I know that there's something going on between him and Kristen Stewart.”

WOW! I bet Kristen will be P.O. about that little information slip! She has been denying that her and Robert have been dating because she is supposed to have a boyfriend (that guy from 'Sky High'). I can imagine Kristen continuing to deny they are dating, but it would explain why co-star Nikki Reed has been depressed lately and didn't even show up for the MTV Movie Awards! Maybe they should just admit it now?

That Was Predictable...

2009-06-10T01:10:00.005+10:00

I told you previously that it seemed as though Heidi Montag would be releasing a dry shampoo after her husband Spencer Pratt went crazy at the other contestants on 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' for taking the labels off her dry shampoo bottles...

It turns out this is true. Heidi's rep confirmed that she will be making a line of dry shampoo called 'Heidi Montag Dry Shampoo'. Wow. The originality almost hurts my eyes. Seriously, she probably lost a few brain cells thinking about that one... Would you trust buying anything designed by Heidi? I would take my chances on other brands... I'm pretty sure dry shampoo is just baby powder with a spray applicator anyway.

Wow...

2009-06-10T00:48:00.004+10:00

Here is Scarlett Johansson on the cover of Elle (France) Magazine:

I'm not the biggest Scarlett fan since she seems to be in sooo many movies it's hard to escape from her, but I admit she looked really pretty in the loreal ads I saw she was in. This cover however is not nice. I hope this hair colour is not permanent! What's with blonde celebrities getting married and for some reason decide they don't need to be blonde anymore (Fergie also went to the dark side... and it didn't work out for her face shape at all). Anyway, in this case; Scarlett definitely needs to stay blonde! It's ok, some people need to be blonde. Here with this hair she reminds me of Katherine Heigl in the movie 27 dresses, and in Scarlett's case that's not a good thing. Please change it back, brown is not your friend.

Bleh...

2009-06-08T21:23:00.002+10:00

Lady Gaga... some of your tunes are catchy... but maybe you should just consider going back to being a stripper:

This look is not good... on ANYONE!

Perez Hilton's Website Looks Horrible

2009-06-08T21:07:00.003+10:00

Usually I only log on to Perez Hilton's celebrity gossip to see which celebrities are actually paying him to promote them.

And yes there is an obvious list of the people he specifically writes nice stuff about. Meanwhile he NEVER writes nice stuff about anyone... unless of course he is being paid. Here is my opinion of the obvious people he seems to like no matter what:

- Katy Perry
- Lady Gaga
- Amanda Bynes
- Heidi Montag (her music seems to be 'leaked' every 2nd page)

Anyway, what I really wanted to talk about is how messed up his website has been lately. There are no pictures, it's all blank black and white and he hasn't even fixed it or noticed that it's so crappy looking. Maybe it's just doing that in certain areas, but damn it looks bad. Also I have noticed that he only posts what seems like 5 posts a day and they are practically identical to other things I read on the net... I swear he doesn't even bother trying to put in his own opinion unless he's getting paid for it. Plus people claim he doesn't even write his own stuff anymore... he's too 'busy' trying to make a name for himself!

Oh yeah I'm also sick of him calling other people fat or hinting they are looking slobby, he is the worst looking 'celeb' I have ever witnessed on the net!

Note: omg when I tried to upload his photo, my firefox browser CRASHED!! No kidding!

Whatthe... Really?

2009-06-08T21:02:00.002+10:00

So since Heidi Montag was taken to hospital with a stomach infection which could have been caused by some weird challenge her and her husband had to do on the TV show 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' apparently her sister Holly Montag will be taking over her spot on the show.

This doesn't even make sense to me... this show sounds completely random and weird! Holly isn't even famous... and that's compared to Heidi! It will be interesting if this is actually true. Apparently Holly will be staying in a luxury hotel in Costa Rica until they are ready for her to join the other contestants. Way to let her transition into the jungle...

Kristen's New BFF

2009-06-08T20:56:00.002+10:00

So apparently since all of the Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Nikki Reed love triangle drama, Kristen has been hanging out more with her other female co-star Ashley Greene.

This makes perfect sense since Ashley isn't really in the middle of it all. Nikki Reed was originally considered to be Kristen's best female friend on the set of the first movie, but I guess things have changed! Nikki didn't even show up to the MTV Movie awards! This could have been because of the drama, or perhaps she was just having a 'fat day' lol. Anyway, this could only mean good things for Ashley who will definitely become more famous hanging out with the main star of the movie!

Wouldn't it be hilarious and ironic if Robert decided he liked Ashley next. I think she would be a better choice over Kristen or Nikki. Who knows? Maybe he lives for girl drama and it will happen in the future!

Makeup Hell

2009-06-08T20:49:00.002+10:00

Ahhh, Christina Aguilera... it's time to fire the makeup artist.

Hot pink lipstick AND hot pink eyeshadow just isn't working for you... or anyone for that matter.

Kind Words... From the Heart

2009-06-08T20:46:00.003+10:00

Note to Katy Perry:

If you have to put this much effort into an attention grabbing outfit, your music just isn't working hard enough. Also take note Lady Gaga. Thanks.

Outfit and Expression Fail

2009-06-08T20:29:00.003+10:00

So here is Miley Cyrus at some sort of event trying to look all cute and stuff.

I mean, this whole outfit has 'FAIL' all over it. Knee high boots with mini shorts practically completely covered by over-sized-native-Indian-inspired-fringed-grey top? Bleh it's like shes trying to mix Pocahontas with some modern theme... and it's not working, especially with those hooker pirate boots! Anyway, what's with these Disney type chicks thinking it's cute to throw up a peace sign in every second photo? And then five seconds later they are pulling this face:

Damn, this facial expression is fugly enough for adult chicks to make when they try overly hard to look sexy, but on a 16 year old it looks down right disturbing. I think she's trying to make her lips look big and pouty and her eyes all alluring... but she's only managing to look constipated.

Lambert Gets a Haircut

2009-06-08T20:26:00.005+10:00

So Adam Lambert, runner up from this year's American Idol got a haircut.

I'm not really focusing on his hair at all since his face is so distracting. Bleh, he's wearing more foundation than a chick at prom. Seriously, do people actually like him looking like a drag queen? What's up with all that eyeliner and mascara?

Paris a Hooker?

2009-06-08T20:22:00.001+10:00

Sources who used to know her claim that Paris Hilton used to be a Prostitute.

Unfortunately for Paris, this isn't that surprising... or interesting for that matter.

Kirsten Dunst Confirmed for Spider Man 4

2009-06-08T01:09:00.004+10:00

Apparently Kirsten Dunst is confirmed for the future sequel of Spider Man.

Some claim that she has been holding up production of the movie due to taking her time on deciding whether she wanted to continue with the film franchise. This has apparently annoyed fans. I don't think she should complain, spider man has a pretty good story and has fans all over the world! Other actresses would kill to be in something so popular.

Robert Picked Twilight Line

2009-06-08T00:54:00.004+10:00

One of the popular and funnier lines from Twilight was hand picked by actor Robert Pattinson for the character of Edward Cullen.

The line was: "You'd better hold on tight, spider monkey." He chose from a list made by director Catherine Hardwicke who said the writer's strike had begun so she had to write the lines herself. The other options for the same scene included the following:

Edward: You're not scared of heights, are you?
Bella: Not that I know of...

Edward: Hold on tight...
Bella: Don't worry...

Edward: Wrap your legs around me like a spider monkey
Bella: Done.

Edward: Got a good grip? Don't let go. (very Titanic lol)
Bella: No chance of that, buddy (watthe hell?)

Edward: prepare for lift-off! (wow that makes me think of Toy Story)

I always wondered why that spider monkey line didn't seem to fit in with the movie overall, I guess now I know. After reading the other options made by the director I also now know why the writers went on strike! Clearly they are not paid enough for what they do! After all it is they who make the actors, directors and the general movie look good with good writing! Seriously, some of those lines are so bad if I were Robert I would request to make my own up just to save face!

Megan Fox Gets Real

2009-06-08T00:43:00.004+10:00

Finally there's some news about Megan Fox that makes her seem less of a self obsessed robot.

Apparently she lost hair after sinking into a depression before filming the movie Jennifer's Body. At one point she thought that people only liked her and wanted to hire her for movies because of her looks, so she deliberately put on weight. Then later when she was going to film the movie Jennifer's Body she lost all the weight again, along with her hair because of depression over feeling self-conscious. At least this story gives a bit of insight of what stars do in order to lose weight for movies and that they are also affected by the media and what women should look like to be beautiful.

Australia's Next Top Model Scandal

2009-06-08T00:36:00.002+10:00

One of the contestants apparently has some nude photos that will be published very soon. her name is Lola Van Vorst and is supposed to be one of the more popular models on the show.

Meh. I don't really think this is a big deal... I don't even think that many people watch Australia's Next Top Model, it's a really bad cheaper take on the American version and the people on it seem even more fake (it's harder to get famous in Australia). This will probably just make the show and the model more famous, maybe now she has a chance at becoming famous in LA or something after all this drama.

Tila Attacked!

2009-06-08T00:24:00.003+10:00

Reality tv star Tila Tequila has told fans on the internet about being attacked at an American gas station after dropping off a friend.

She said that 6 men attacked her, swearing and yelling at her when she was completely alone. She said she ran back to her car for safety as they continued to chase her as one of the attackers was taking photos of the whole incident.

Saw Sequels!

2009-06-08T00:17:00.002+10:00

Apparently the Saw movie franchise will end after 8 movies!!!

I guess this makes sense because they always release their movies around Halloween, when other studios don't really seem to produce anything high quality - is it just me or are horror movies getting stupider and stupider? Anyway this is good news for Saw fans, it's not ending too soon. Some people think they might even continue after 8, but I think that would probably be enough! I wonder if actor Tobin Bell who plays the character of Jigsaw will be on screen until the very end. His character was in the 5th movie even after he died in the 4th (in flashbacks which made up a lot of the story!) I guess I will have to wait and find out.

Meow!

2009-06-08T00:04:00.004+10:00

Australian band and twin sisters 'The Veronicas' have publicly slammed wannabe rock singer Taylor Momsen from the tv show Gossip Girl.

The Veronicas girls have used their twitter account to call Momsen a poser who doesn't write their own music and that she can't play the guitar. Considering that Momsen is from Gossip Girl, I'm going to have to side with the Veronicas on this one. Taylor has also made news recently because she fired her entire 'older' band because they "didn't look cool enough". I don't know much about rock music, but damn that sound pretty stupid to me, even for the fame game. Some people have complained because Jessica from the Veronicas has been 'picking on a 15 year old'. But apparently Taylor has been dissing real musicians and friends of the twin's band. I think this Taylor chick should just give up the music and stick to her teen soap opera.

Footnote: this chick looks pretty haggard for a 15 year old!

That's Extreme!

2009-06-07T23:51:00.003+10:00

Ok, not that many people like Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt, but apparently Heidi was rushed to hospital in Costa Rica where they have been filming the tv show 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!'

Sources claim she has some sort of infection and Heidi's sister-in-law Stephanie Pratt stated on her twitter that this happened when both Heidi and Spencer were forcibly locked in a dark room without food or water for 3 days! If this is actually all true I actually feel sorry for Heidi. The show has clearly gone too far if they think this is an appropriate way to get ratings! Her family will be visiting her in hospital where she is hooked up to an IV. This is either something real that has gone wrong or some weird act (I have learned to never underestimate the fame hungriness of Spencer and Heidi). But if she is really in hospital and sick, hopefully she will get better soon and speak out against the crazy tv show!

Nikki Reed Chain-Smoking

2009-06-07T23:42:00.004+10:00

Apparently sources on the set of Twilight have reported that actress Nikki Reed has been so depressed over co-star Robert Pattinson paying more attention to Kristen Stewart lately that she has been continually smoking to make herself feel better.

Now, pretty much every cast member of Twilight smokes, but it's gross to think that Nikki is doing that to herself just to try and feel better about relationship problems! Especially since it has to do with Robert who has openly said during interviews with Kristen that he has a crush on her and only auditioned for Twilight because he liked her in the movie 'Into the Wild.' You would imagine that Nikki would already know this, but I guess she must really like him anyway. Either way smoking isn't going to solve anything! It's just going to make you unhealthy and gradually look uglier, she should think about quitting instead if she wants to get back at them. Looking and feeling better and happier is probably the best revenge in this situation.

Keeping Kid-Friendly... For Now

2009-06-07T23:25:00.004+10:00

Emma Watson has been having to carefully monitor her image in the public eye due to her role in the Harry Potter movies.

I guess this makes perfect sense. The Harry Potter producers don't want to have their reputation damaged by leaked naked photos and controversial photo shoots and all that (Vanessa Hudgen's naked photos during High School Musical, Miley Cyrus' half naked photo shoot). In a way I think that's fair because Emma is working for them, and without Harry Potter she would not have had her 'big break' but I guess since she is 19 she wants to present a more mature image to be taken seriously later. A photo shoot for American 'W' magazine was apparently toned down from what the photographers wanted because of the Harry Potter producers. On the other hand, where the hell were the producers to stop the main star of Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe from doing the play Equus! Anyway, I think Emma should stick to being classy, there are enough skanky young actresses out there... she might find that in the long run, that's what makes you seem like a serious actor because you care about your reputation!

Separating?

2009-06-07T23:20:00.002+10:00

Apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren't even living in the same house anymore.

I'm not sure what I think about this story. They might just prefer to live in separate houses for space, considering how famous they are and how many kids they have, it's not that far-fetched. I'm not sure they would break up too quickly because they have so many kids together.

Could it be Love?

2009-06-07T23:12:00.003+10:00

There has always been rumors that Transformers co-stars Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox have been dating. But now some believe that Megan is secretly dating Shia behind her boyfriend's back.

I guess only time will tell on this story!

Demi Lovato Cover

2009-06-06T23:31:00.002+10:00

Demi Lovato is another one of those Disney chicks who features in their tv movies, releases albums and all that. I obviously don't know much about her... but this is apparently the cover for her next album.

My first impression of this cover was "woah." It seems to be a bit too 'much.' Definitely too much airbrushing and makeup for someone who is supposed to me a beauty icon for little girls and young teens. Plus the over-the-top 'sexy face' pose with the arched eyebrow plus the mysterious hand gesture... meh. It's just my opinion I suppose, but they didn't need to make her look so overdone and materialistic for the cover to make it look nice. It doesn't even really look like the actual girl.

Taylor Swift is Pretty

2009-06-06T23:22:00.003+10:00

I know that doesn't sound like much of a headline... but Taylor Swift is pretty... not really just because of her looks per say... but she is possibly the only young singer I can look at without cringing (Miley Cyrus and that whole Disney gang)

I have listened to Taylor's new album, and although the songs are most related to relationships and break-ups they are pretty catchy even though they are a bit in the country genre as well as pop. Apparently she writes her own songs which makes her more bearable to listen to and she even wrote her own myspace description... =O Plus so far she hasn't been caught up in any leaked sexy photos like Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens. So in conclusion; it's very easy to see why so many people of all different ages think that Taylor Swift is cool.

Adam Lambert - Idol Diva?

2009-06-06T23:12:00.004+10:00

Apparently Adam Lambert is already starting to annoying people with his diva attitude. I don't know anything about him... but this doesn't seem that hard to believe because of his super fast rise to fame with American Idol.

Sources claim that the singer's fame has gone straight to his head, making him rude and impatient with everyone from his fans to crew. Maybe he thinks he has everything made already since winning runner up in American Idol.

Tyra is That Even You?

2009-06-06T22:50:00.003+10:00

I'm not a big fan of Tyra Banks, but I used to enjoy watching America's Next Top Model... there are so many seasons now it has become repetitive... anyway, I'm not sure what's going on with this picture.

Usually Tyra wears enough makeup to put most drag queens to shame, especially since she is an ex-model and TV host she always seems to try and look immaculate for the cameras. But for some reason when photographed attending the Calvin Klein Collection and Visionaire 56 Solar launch, she looked very different. Maybe she was showcasing a new more natural look, or maybe her makeup artist quit suddenly.

Jeff Buckley Movie

2009-06-06T22:39:00.002+10:00

Apparently Robert Pattinson and James Franco are auditioning for the lead role in a future movie about the life of musician Jeff Buckley.

Who would you rather see in the movie?

The Best Diet Ever!

2009-06-06T22:30:00.003+10:00

A few months ago there was a huge debate over healthy body sizes (nothing new) because the media was calling Jessica Simpson fat when photos of her at one of her concerts were taken. Here's a picture of the singer taken yesterday.

I might be hard to tell from her oversized handbag, but Jessica is looking as skinny as ever! So much for being happy with her body shape. It was the exact same story when Jennifer Love Hewitt was accused of being overweight after shots of her in a bikini on the beach surfaced. She also claimed to be happy with her body image. She also lost heaps of weight after the whole incident. I guess the best way to motivate yourself to lose weight is to be humiliated by the misinformed media who think a size 0 is normal!

Get THEM Out of Here!

2009-06-06T22:05:00.005+10:00

I don't know much about the TV show 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' but apparently Spencer Pratt and his wife Heidi Montag from the Hills reality show were contestants but have quit twice since the show has begun.

They have even claimed that the devil possessed them and made them quit and that they wanted to get back on the show. There has even been theories that they wanted to promote a future business venture on the show before it has been developed for free advertising. Contestants were allowed to bring one luxury item with them to the jungle and Spencer and Heidi decided to bring cans of dry shampoo, with labels designed by themselves. Spencer became angry when he found out fellow contestants ripped the labels from Heidi's dry shampoo bottles. Shampoo, soap and toothpaste is provided to the stars of the show, which has lead audiences to believe it was some sort of attempted advertisement.

New Moon Website

2009-06-06T22:02:00.002+10:00

The Twilight sequel New Moon now has an official website at http://www.twilightthemovie.com/

Burgers Everywhere!

2009-06-06T21:37:00.003+10:00

If you have browsed videos from Youtube's most popular video makers lately you would have noticed that many have been paid to sponsor a new Carl's Jr. burger. Audrina Patridge has been the next, set to star in a new burger commercial in America that will air near the end of the month.

I think it makes sense for actresses and models to advertise a burger on TV, but I think it's stupid that so many famous Youtubers were asked to do it. Some people don't even realise that they are being paid to advertise the burger and think it's some sort of coincidence. Youtube is becoming more commercial, I guess in a way it will only become more and more like TV with the amount of ads rising. I just think it's lame that the video makers are being lured in to making something they wouldn't normally do. I bet the company has managed to sell millions of their burgers with this idea... so we will probably see more similar campaigns in the future.

Yummy...

2009-06-06T20:00:00.003+10:00

Megan Fox's quotes keep on appearing out of no-where... this time it's about kissing in movies. Here's another I found on the internet today.

"Oh my God! Screen kissing is f*cking gross. This one kid I had to kiss had just eaten. And he passed a piece of whatever it was into my mouth. Not on purpose, like it was in his tooth or something. And it was really salty. I almost cried. I was a bitch for the rest of the day."

All I can add to that is: "ew."

Natural or Totally Made Up?

2009-06-05T22:06:00.005+10:00

You rarely see pictures of celebrities without makeup, but sometimes it's shocking to see what they really look like without it. Here are some comparison photos... do you think the following need the makeup or do you think they look better naturally?

Kim Kardashian

Heidi Klum

Kate Moss

Megan Fox Admits She's a Prostitute

2009-06-05T18:28:00.003+10:00

Well... at least that her job as an actress makes her feel like one. She says this is because you are paid to be in romantic situations when you wouldn't otherwise be.

For someone with such a short and unimpressive film resume, she seems to be landing a lot of magazine interviews and spewing many quotes. I know constantly being in the media all the time advertises her movies and the such... but I think she should just stick to improving her acting performance and not talk about herself so much to the press.

Miranda's Cover

2009-06-05T18:24:00.003+10:00

I found a picture of the Rolling Stones magazine featuring Australian model Miranda Kerr naked.

I'm not quite sure what I was expecting... but it wasn't really this. She seems like a deer in the headlights more than an environmental warrior. The overly airbrushed skin makes her look a bit like a mannequin. Overall I don't think it has the impact I was expecting... seems a bit boring even!

David Carradine Found Dead in Hotel

2009-06-05T17:59:00.004+10:00

Actor David Carradine was found dead yesterday in his Thailand hotel room under strange circumstances. He was 72 years old.

He has been in many movies, his memorable performances include the Kill Bill movies, he played the infamous Bill.

Ange the Almighty

2009-06-05T17:54:00.004+10:00

Angelina Jolie has managed to bump Oprah off the Forbes magazine list as the number one most powerful celebrity.

Here's a pic of her lol-ing it up on the set of her new movie (perhaps after hearing the news). I don't really get Angelina... I mean on one hand shes supposed to be a do-gooder charity/adopting obsessed saint, and on the other shes a husband stealing skank. Either way I'm sure she has a bitchy side that she keeps under wraps while in the limelight. If she does... she is doing it well!

Be Afraid - It's Bruno!

2009-06-05T16:56:00.004+10:00

Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie character Bruno has been causing more than just controversy in the fashion world.

Apparently a woman in the US is trying to sue the actor because an incident while filming for the new movie caused her to become disabled. She tried to remove a microphone from the actor when he started swearing during a bingo game. She was then pushed over and allegedly attacked by photographers as they continued to film. She is looking so a settlement of around 25,000 american dollars for damages because now she cannot get around without a walking stick or wheelchair. I think this movie is causing more problems than it's worth... if you remember Sacha's first prank related movie 'Borat' you will know what I mean.

Kim Kardashian Not Engaged

2009-06-05T12:30:00.003+10:00

Kim is denying reports that she is engaged to her boyfriend Reggie Bush...

Seriously this seems to happen every week, so you know... whatever.

You Need Pants

2009-06-05T12:14:00.005+10:00

Lady Gaga has often admitted that she doesn't like wearing pants that much... yes it's ok we believe you:

Seriously... I know you are a pop sensation at the moment and need to grab attention... but have you ever thought about a skirt instead of pants perhaps? I'm not sure what's up with the futuristic granny bloomers, but whatever...

Rihanna Re-incarnated from Cockatoo?

2009-06-05T12:10:00.005+10:00

So I know that Rihanna has this really crazy sense of style and everything, sort of like lady gaga... but I'm definitely not feeling this particular hairstyle:

Probably lots of people like it out there because you can't do much with hair that length and everything... but being Australian I immediately think of a Cockatoo! Why do pop stars have to dress so insane?

Kristen Stewart - So Mature?

2009-06-05T11:53:00.003+10:00

So Kristen Stewart from Twilight has been complaining in interviews lately about how she was forced to grow up earlier than all her friends because of being in the movie industry at a young age.

She says that since her brother is a grip, mum is a scriptwriter and dad is a director she feels as though it just happens to run in the family. She also said that starring in the movie 'Into the Wild' at the age of 15 wasn't a positive thing. Kristen states that getting roles seems so hard for other people, but it just happens to her. I don't really see what she's complaining about. She gets millions for basically doing nothing, and she complains so much about the actual job and the Twilight fans. She's making it really difficult to like her especially since her acting skills aren't even that good to start with. In a scene of 'Into the Wild', where she is on the bed... it looks like the similar scene of her on the bed in Twilight... seriously, the exact same pose! It's not like someone is forcing her to be in movies... I'm sure she would be able to quit and become a normal person, but I bet if she realised that she wouldn't want to do it... she seems a bit bratty and ungrateful to me.

Naked for Green

2009-06-05T04:52:00.004+10:00

Australian super model Miranda Kerr is going to be on the cover of the Rolling Stones magazine pictured naked and chained to a tree for an environmental message.

That's ok I suppose... but shouldn't a musician be on the cover? This will not be the first time a non-artist will be on the cover... but I'm assuming that this is just to sell more magazines... you have to try and use all the gimmicks during the economic crisis! They are just using a 'good cause' to try and mask their desperation... but hey she's a victoria's secret angel... so I'm sure the magazines will sell!

Dear God NO!

2009-06-05T04:45:00.003+10:00

So I know this is sort of old news... but in case you didn't know Nadya Suleman, otherwise known as 'Octomom' has officially convinced a television network to make a reality show dedicated to the lives of her and her 14 children! Yes FOURTEEN!

This is just wrong on so many levels. Isn't it bad enough to have an overly plastic surgery-ised, Angelina Jolie obsessed fame hungry crazy lady as your mother... now their unfortunate situation has to be plastered all over the world until they turn 18... this isn't going to cause any future emotional problems at all... *shifty eyes*

Oops!

2009-06-05T04:33:00.005+10:00

Holly Madison was embarrassed after a wardrobe malfunction while partying in Las Vegas. Apparently her top unbuttoned during an interview on the red carpet outside the Pure nightclub.

Considering Holly has appeared nude in Playboy several times, and on the TV show 'The Girls Next Door' I severely doubt it was that big a deal!

Britney Spears... more reasons for craziness?

2009-06-05T04:20:00.008+10:00

We all know by now (after the head shaving and her MTV music awards performance of Womanizer) that Britney Spears is not exactly stable... but apparently there is even more to the story than just fame and being forced to grow up too fast.

Britney's uncle has stated that her everyday life as a child was violent and scary because of her dad. He called the incidents 'drunken rages' and said they occurred when she was very young. This just seems to add to already large list of bad things that has happened during Britney's life... I don't blame her for having a mental breakdown.

Audrina Dumped

2009-06-05T04:12:00.002+10:00

Audrina Patridge from the Hills has been dumped by her boyfriend, star of the new Star Trek movie Chris Pine according to US Weekly magazine who claim to have received this information from a 'source.'

So I guess this means she will have more time to try and land some better movie roles perhaps.

Miley Cyrus Fashion Designer?

2009-06-05T04:04:00.003+10:00

Miley Cyrus is apparently going to add fashion designer to her already long list of career moves (singer, actress & author) I guess the real question is whether you would trust wearing an outfit designed by someone who thinks it's fine to walk around in this:

Proof the Jonas Brothers are GAY

2009-06-05T03:55:00.004+10:00

ha ha I don't know much about the Jonas Brothers... but this is pretty funny whether because it's embarrassing... hilarious or both.

Super Skinny Lindsay

2009-06-05T03:45:00.003+10:00

Lindsay Lohan has been told that she has to maintain a healthy weight in order to work on a future movie. Just hearing this makes me feel slightly relieved... no-one should be going around looking this skinny no matter how famous they are:

She looks so hungry and tired all the time... I guess not eating will do that. Other websites have claimed that she is taking ADD drugs to lose weight and others say she is on a diet of cigarettes and red bull. If I was her friend I would probably tell her to eat a sandwich...

Heidi in Playboy

2009-06-05T03:34:00.004+10:00

Apparently Heidi Montag has decided to appear in a future Playboy photoshoot completely nude as a 'present' for her new husband Spencer Pratt...

Is it just me or shouldn't being married to someone cause you to want to stop them from doing something as stupid as this? Oh I nearly forgot, we are talking about Spencer here... that's so lame that your new husband is willing to sell you out on the first opportunity. I wonder if Heidi even knows whats going on most of the time! Who is that blonde? At least he hired someone to help make his 'music' video... meanwhile he was too scabby to pay money for Heidi's multiple videos so he made them himself (badly) eh... just thinking about these two gives me a headache...

EPIC FAIL

2009-06-05T00:12:00.017+10:00

If you have seen any episodes of 'The Hills' you will know exactly who Heidi Montag is... and you will probably also know that she married her scary boyfriend Spencer Pratt. What you may not know is that Spencer has been bragging about how he is the next big thing in the rap and music industry calling himself the 'great white'. He has made one song as far as I know and now the music video has been released on Youtube... watch the hilarity below:

(it takes a few seconds for the video to actually start)

Simple observation: anyone who mentions the website twitter about 4 times in there 'rap' song ISN'T A RAPPER! lol

Twilight New Moon Trailer

2009-06-05T00:03:00.011+10:00

So here is the awaited Twilight New Moon trailer that was premiered at the MTV Movie Awards:

So far after watching this trailer... the 2nd movie doesn't seem that exciting. However, studios always seems to release the more boring parts of the movie first in order to build supense and lead up to the much more exciting videos that are shown on tv just before the movie is released to get people to go see it straight away. So people shouldn't really worry about the actual movie being boring just from one trailer... the first movie was pretty slow and everyone still loved it. I also thought Jacob as a werewolf looked pretty cool.

MTV Awards - Ashley Tisdale

2009-06-05T00:02:00.004+10:00

So here is Ashley Tisdale's look from the awards show:

Perhaps I will start with the good and work from there. Her hair looks awesome straight, but I'm not loving the new colour... the shoes are ok. There is definitely room for improvement. I'm not really into the material her mini dress is made out of. I'm accepting the length because her legs suit it, but the material is making me freak out a little... love the colour... hate the texture. The belt, bag and shoes are pretty nice and work well... but with the dress being leathery, I just think it's a bit too Rihanna and Ashley here isn't really pulling it off. Like I said before I like the hairstyle, but I really think she suits the blonde colour better, or maybe light brown would be nice. I'm pretty sure she used a bit too much fake tan as well, doesn't she know that pale is the new tan now?

MTV Awards - Kellan Lutz

2009-06-05T00:01:00.005+10:00

Here's another Twilighter...

This is the reason for the invention of the fashion rule that states: "before you leave the house... look in the mirror and remove one accessory." In this case the hat simply has to go. I'm fine with the over-shirt and the sunnies... but the hat is a bit too matchy-matchy. Overall not that bad for a guy and easily fixed!

MTV Awards - Ashley Greene

2009-06-04T23:58:00.007+10:00

Another Twilight girl; Ashley Greene... even though she is a much smaller part in the film... she is already beating Kristen Stewart as a good fashion role model.

I know at first the hairstyle seems a bit weird... but once you have had a good look at the dress I think it works fine. I'm getting a really cool modern retro vibe from this outfit. Considering that you can't do too much to short hair I think this hairstyle is pretty damn good. I'm even liking the red lipstick which usually seems too much on girls with really pale skin. Even the bright yellow purse seems a bit wrong... but overall so right! In conclusion... loving the dress (especially the length) loving the volume and loving the makeup... nice job!

MTV Awards - Lauren Conrad

2009-06-04T23:57:00.004+10:00

Now that I have shown you one of the best dressed girls from the Hills (Audrina) I thought I should show you one of the worst simply for comparison.

Like I mentioned before I have watched some of the Hills and I find Lauren seems nice enough, but she just comes across as a bit whiney. She complains about all the little things that probably shouldn't matter. Heidi complains just as much if not more... but at least deep down Heidi knows she's annoying and is just milking it for the limelight. Anyway... to the actual outfit: I know bubble skirts were in a couple of years ago... and this photo should be proof that the trend should be left alone for at least a few more years. Given how big the tutu skirt on this bubble like dress it, the over-the-top badly blended hair extensions probably was not the best idea... and on top of all that; whoever told you red lipstick works on you is not your friend Lauren! You definitely don't look very happy either... you would have looked much cuter in a more simple outfit without the bad extensions and clown makeup!

MTV Movie Awards - Audrina Patridge

2009-06-04T23:56:00.006+10:00

Here is Audrina's outfit from the awards show:

For some unexplainable reason, I really like Audrina... I have watched some episodes of the Hills and I have to say that she was my favourite character on the show. One of the reasons may be that she admitted publicly that the show is not completely reality as all the other stars claim it is. And I'm glad that Audrina is actually trying to make her start on the Hills something more by pursuing an acting career... I don't think it really matters if she gets an Oscar in the future... at least she's doing better than Heidi Montag who is just a mess (which is a whole other story). Anyway, Audrina's outfit was very pretty as usual and it's interesting that she is returning to her more natural blonde colour hair (which she had in high school). Thank you Audrina for showing us how it should be done... I don't care if other people call you 'ceiling eyes' they are probably just jealous.

MTV Awards - Robert Pattinson

2009-06-04T23:53:00.011+10:00

I thought it was about time I reviewed one of the guy's outfits, so I chose from the group of Twilight actors and this time it's Robert:

I was unable to get a full length picture including his whole outfit, but this is fine since I'm not that into the whole skinny jeans on guys trend. Apart from the jeans he looked fairly good as usual and even his hair didn't seem that greasy. So props to you... it's so much easier for males...

MTV Movie Awards - Leighton Meester

2009-06-04T23:52:00.005+10:00

I have never watched the show Gossip Girl, and I don't know much about Leighton, but what I do know is that this outfit is awesome:

I know this dress has been a bit scandalous because it's sheer at the back, but I simply don't care. This had to be one of the best outfits of the night by far. I loved the simple black with the interesting panels, and it wasn't too over the top (Rihanna style) I like the purple boots mainly because I love purple and they add a bit of colour. I would have liked to see you hair down with this... but you don't really need my advice... clearly you already have a good stylist! Please continue...

MTV Movie Awards - Paris Hilton

2009-06-04T23:50:00.004+10:00

Paris Hilton always seems to be a cheap shot when it comes to internet blogging... why you ask? Because she is one of those celebrities that really seeks the limelight and pictures and such... making her an easy target for snarky people online. This is what she chose for this year's MTV Movie Awards:

Now, I don't really have a problem with the dress, it seems to work fine on her skin tone and has a cute design and everything, however I'm more worried about whats under the clothes. The fact that the dress is sitting that low on her chest and there is no sign of human breast tissue scares me. Long story short... she really needs to gain some weight: fast! It seems this year has been another return of the 'super skinny' fad (which never really went away) but it seems recently being super skinny is the norm and this definitely freaks me out. I can see bones in this picture that I shouldn't be seeing! I know celebrities always use the excuse of work or stress causing them to lose weight, but this is just ridiculous. I wish they would just own up to the fact that they clearly don't eat or they use drugs to achieve a frame of this size! Either way... the outfit is fine, the body is not.

MTV Movie Awards - Kristen Stewart

2009-06-04T23:49:00.008+10:00

Ah, Kristen Stewart. You have shot to fame since you starred in the much loved teenage vampire movie Twilight, and I'm sort of liking the whole 'I'm a normal awkward human being too' thing you have going, You even look sort of cute in the following picture and less 'spaced' than usual:

I won't even mention your embarrassing award acceptance speech... however, you might have pulled off this dress at the movie awards if it weren't for the shoes:

I heard that you twisted your ankle before the show causing you to wear those shoes. But I'm sorry because I don't find that the best excuse in the world. I'm sure that you could have pulled off some simple black flats that would be comfortable as well as taking the attention away from your feet. I mean at first I thought the dress was just horrendous, but what I realised later is that it's not the dress' fault... the shoes simply make the outfit as a whole look bad. That kinda sucks because I want to like you, your fashion is however making that hard... and perhaps the fact that every teenage girl on the planet either loves you or just wishes they were you due to the Twilight craziness. Either way; sack the stylist... or actually hire one. =)

MTV Movie Awards - Miley Cyrus

2009-06-04T23:48:00.005+10:00

I have some mixed feelings towards this outfit:

On the one hand, it's a horrible peach, skin coloured shade and unfortunately not even the shoes bring another colour to the picture. However, on the other hand... the dress is at least age appropriate and is not a mini skirt. For someone of this age who has millions of dollars, I'm quite happy that she chose to wear something that wasn't mega short and skanky. I'm not totally loving the colour on her or the flap on the front of the dress, but for age appropriateness she gets a 10/10... even her makeup is pretty neutral. I'm sure her parents would be proud! She would probably look better with a bit more colour to make her outfit stand out a bit more, but I'm not complaining considering all her leaked photos and the such!

MTV Awards - Vanessa Hudgens

2009-06-04T23:47:00.005+10:00

This was Vanessa Hudgen's (of High School Musical fame) choice for the awards show:

At first I thought this was just horrible, mainly because it didn't look like it was fitting her right. But after seeing a few more pictures of it, and realising that it was at least something different to all the mini dresses everyone else seemed to be wearing, I was more impressed than disgusted. There is definitely room for improvement on this look, such as the dress making her seem shapeless, and maybe some sort of bra to go with this dress, but apart from everyone else she definitely stood out and not everyone would be able to wear this shade of light orange. So I would have to say this is a nice effort from Vanessa who did not look bad on the red carpet at all!

The MTV Movie Awards 2009

2009-06-04T23:43:00.008+10:00

The MTV movie award was fairly interesting this year, not really because of the winners (practically all awards going to the Twilight movie) but for the strange fashion choices made by the actresses and celebrities attending. There were some good outfits on the red carpet, but mostly this year it seems everyone wanted to step out of their comfort zone and grab some attention... for some this idea worked out, but for others it did not. I will post my opinions on the outfits worn to the ceremony starting with one of the worst stylist's idea:

MEGAN FOX

I have nearly accepted that people as young as Megan Fox will do things to her face that she believes will help her career in movies, but for the first time I have been able to pull my eyes away from her plastic looking (and oily) face above, to view her unbelievably disturbing hairstyle. I assumed that celebrities pay thousands of dollars for stylists to make them look perfect on the red carpet, but in this case Megan should have hired any female with a slight sense of embarrassment. No one in real life would allow their friend to leave their house with such a hairstyle! It looks like a greasy mullet that needs a good shampoo. Who knows? Perhaps this was her idea for free publicity or possibly a prank gone wrong? Either way it's revolting and shouldn't be atop anyone's head regardless of their celebrity status.

Welcome to Paparazzi Zebra!

2009-06-04T23:30:00.003+10:00

Welcome to the very first blog post from Paparazzi Zebra! I was unhappy with some other celebrity websites, so I decided to make my own for fun and to practice my blogging skills. Hopefully there will be many cool blog posts in the future featuring many loved and hated celebrities from all over the world! I thought it would be fun to take only the interesting entertainment news items and make them quick and easy to read.